What If?

[dylan]

OK, this should be simple.(like me)

Someone posts a What if...? for example

"If cars had never been invented?"
"The world will end in 4 days?"
"You had to live with someone famous for a year, Who'd ya pick?"

The next poster replies, then asks their own what if?

I'll start.:)

'You had to exist in a computer game for the rest of time, which one?'

[thelocaluk]

'You had to exist in a computer game for the rest of time, which one?'

I'd choose Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, you get the picture:D

My question....

What if......You had to spend a night with a celebrity, who would it be?

updated - oops, forgot to write it as a "what if"...changed

[captainff]

I'd like to spend time with Derren Brown. To talk to him or punch him repeatedly, I'm not sure! Although he's so sneaky that I'd never remember if I had spent time with him or not! I may have already!

What if.. .. .. .. .. you had to give up one thing you loved. What would that be?

[dylan]

Tempted to say cigarettes, although its a love/hate relationship.

What if money did grow on trees?

[thelocaluk]

Then I'd get myself a big field, just to grow lots of money tree's in it. Then hopefully I'd have enough money buy a PS3 lol

What if......the sale and consuming of alcohol became a criminal offence?

[huzzellio]

I'd be on Crimewatch for 5000 counts of illegal consumption lol.

What if sport was banned because "it's not nice for the other team to lose, it's unfair". What would people turn out like without competition in their lives.:confused:

[dylan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39083000/jpg/_39083769_ali_g203body2.jpg

If you could be any character off the telly, not the actor, but their character, who and why?

[captainff]

I'd be 'scott' from neighbours (retro reference)! Why? hmmmm, lets think about that for a while!!

If you were the leader of the Monster Raving Looney Party, newly elected as Prime Minister, which politician would you fire from a circus cannon into the English Channel for lying while in office (as per your manifesto pledge)?

[Give_Mii_a-Wii!]

Would have to be Tony Blair for being a brown nose (bend over Mr Bush!), spineless, sneaky little shite! Done sod all since being PM apart from sneak taxes up!

What if... you were totally invisible for a day, whats the first thing you would get up to?

[thelocaluk]

What if... you were totally invisible for a day, whats the first thing you would get up to?

It appears everyones trying to think of something clever instead of the obvious perverted answer, I'm struggling with this one lol

[dylan]

yeah, something to do with girls.:). Maybe go up the racetrack, hang around the stables, find out which horse there gonna let win! Was trying to work out best way to make money when invisible.

...If everything in the newspapers was true?